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OLLI AND THE BEAR

I will tell you the story of Olli and the Bear. Olli lived in a country where there were great forests an much snow. For seven monts in the year everything was covered with snow.

Submitted by fuati on 30/04/2010 20:17

There were these three guys.

There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in."

Submitted by poet78 on 01/03/2010 21:09

A test for being drunk

A test for being drunk
A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.

He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."

The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."

Submitted by lorenzo on 22/02/2010 20:14

Do you realize what I am?

Do you realize what I am?

A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?"

"Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "do you want me to start over and talk slower?"

Submitted by lorenzo on 22/02/2010 20:10

blonde in Economy Class

A plane is on its way to Montreal when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.

Submitted by Anonymous on 17/04/2010 10:45

Blonde Inventions

Blonde Inventions
1. The water-proof towel
2. Solar powered flashlight
3. Submarine screen door
4. A book on how to read
5. Inflatable dart board
6. A dictionary index

Submitted by Anonymous on 17/04/2010 10:39

Two casino dealers

Two casino dealers are at the craps table when a cute blonde comes over and says, "I want to bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

Submitted by Anonymous on 17/04/2010 10:41

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."
Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"

Submitted by Anonymous on 17/04/2010 10:37

Three women worked in the same office with the same female boss

Three women worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, the boss left work early. One day, the women decided that when the boss left they would leave too.

Submitted by Anonymous on 17/04/2010 10:43
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